you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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