You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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