My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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