Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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