i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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