is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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