physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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