Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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