i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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