I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize