When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
