idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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