just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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