So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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