HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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