yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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