and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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