You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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