I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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