She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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