I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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