ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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