anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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