So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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