he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Randomize