He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize