No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
The feeling are messing with the penis
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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