talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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