he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize