Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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