I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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