but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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