Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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