Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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