Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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