you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
