how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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