How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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