Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize
