belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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