Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize