So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Randomize
