On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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