then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
