Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
just come out here and I will go home with you...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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