he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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