Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i used baking grease as lip gloss
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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