Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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