is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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