Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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