We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
