Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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