AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
My balls are so social today.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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