I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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